do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
im quitting tumblr
ok see u tomorrow
randall is holding cupcakes
i repeat
cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuckWanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.
I WANNA SEE THIS SO BADLY
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Hydrophobic Clothing
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
and
then
there’s
German
students
not
giving
a
single
fuck
have some more:
Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out
me: *writes background of story*
me: *does character development sheets*
me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*
me: *never actually writes*
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
HEELS???????
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
this post is dumb
she forgot to say “accessorize!”
I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
roses are red
anon hate is rude
i can’t write poems
send me a nude
To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,
This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.
Now that’s what I call
Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.
dick thicker than the september issue of vogue
Is that something to be proud of? I feel like Vogue isn’t like, impressively thick.
